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The Miki 3.2-pound sex doll from Tantaly is a lightweight, affordable, and compact option for beginners. It's well-suited for newbies, has natural-feeling proportions, and is easy to handle due to its size. The realistic feel and soft, squishy assets make it a great option for users who want a torso that is easy to use in multiple positions, though it’s not life-size.

The Satisfyer Exciterrr is definitely worth having in a collection, whether you're a beginner or an enthusiast. I'd say the 3 "R's" partially represent the least amount of ways this toy can be used! It can provide slow burn orgasms during an intimate session or a surprisingly quick finish depending on which aspect is used where. Its IPX7 rating means it can add excitement not only to the bedroom but the bath/shower/pool! You may be left with a tingly sensation in your hand(s) and areas after a long use, but the orgasms override that!

Seemingly out of wand puns somehow, so disappointing! ><' The Adam & Eve Intimate Curves Rechargeable Wand is an excellent personal massager, vibrator and clitoral stimulator. It has a 3 hour use time on low, a 1.3 hour use time on high, is submersible in water, is dual ended and has 10 settings, 3 vibrations and 7 patterns, which start out at a decent intensity. Excellent for a first time wand user, no need to be a witch or wizard to use it lol.

You know that rare moment when a toy actually lives up to the hype? This is one of those times. From the moment we turned it on, the Lush 3 made it clear: it’s not here to play… unless you want it to. 😏 This thing is packed with power, and the shape is practically built to find and love your G-spot. Whether you’re vibing solo under the sheets, sneaking in a teasing moment out in the world, or handing over control to your partner for some long-distance mischief — it just performs. Consistently. Reliably. Intensely. And let’s not even get started on the app. Or actually, let’s. Because damn — that app experience is miles ahead of anything else we’ve tried. Between customizable patterns, synced music, live interactions, and even AI-powered fun, it takes Lush 3 from "just another vibe" to "oh, this is a whole experience." Yes, it’s an investment — and no, it’s not the smallest or most subtle toy ever made. But if you want deep, satisfying vibrations and tech that actually works? You’re going to love this little beast.

Tech, Texture & a Bit Too Much Trouble? We were seriously hyped for this one. Lovense + automatic stroker + app control is chefs kiss. This combo had “next favorite toy” written all over it. But Solace Pro ended up being a bit of a mixed bag for us. When it works, it really works , the manual mode is solid, the hardware feels premium, and the couple play potential is actually exciting. But it also makes you work for the good stuff. Between the loud motor, the hit-or-miss AI syncing, and an interface that can feel more like troubleshooting than foreplay, it’s not a grab-and-go kind of toy. Add in a milder sleeve that didn’t blow us away, and we’re left saying: good idea, decent execution, but not the game-changer we hoped for. Still, we’re tech nerds at heart – and there’s a lot to appreciate if you love syncing toys to smut and building out your gadget collection. Plus, it’s sturdy, well made, and definitely fun in the right setup. Just, maybe not the one you’ll reach for every night. Curious if the future of solo play is here, or still loading? Keep reading to see if it's your new favorite stroker 👀

If you’re curious and don’t want to spend too much money on your first toy, this one’s a smart pick. It’s cute, strong, and has a lot of options, maybe more than you’ll even need. I got it because I wanted something different from a basic vibe, and the combo of tongue motion and thrusting definitely stood out. It’s intense, not a “ease-into-it” intense more like “turn it on and suddenly you're not thinking about anything else” intense. I’d say it’s best for people who already have a sense of what they like, or want to explore something new. It’s not exactly beginner soft, but if you’re open to high power it’s a fun ride. However, it also is not something beginners wouldn't like. This was in fact my first rose toy, and it is my favorite toy now! So definitely try it even if you're new to toys. Cleaning is quick, charging is simple, and the compact design makes it easy to tuck away. My only critique is that the buttons are sensitive, I’ve accidentally hit the power mid-use, but overall it is totally worth it. If you're not getting any or just want to stop relying on your imagination, this is a solid choice. I’d buy it again.

The Sinloli Ukulele Mini Sex Machine might look cute, but it’s no toy; it’s a capable little fuck machine that punches way above its weight. With a 60W motor, fully adjustable thrusting angles, and up to 240 strokes per minute, it delivers serious action in a compact package. It’s perfect for beginners or anyone tight on space, and the fantasy dildo bundle adds variety to your sessions. That said, the new EZFunLock connector system is a baffling move, and the torque just isn’t enough to handle deep anal play or heavier toys. If you want to script your pleasure, grab the app-enabled version. The Sinoli Ukulele is an affordable, fun, and effective intro to the world of thrusting machines; just understand there'll be compromises compared to something twice the price.

A nice oral inspired manual masturbator. It’s very fun, simple and easy to clean making it a toy I intend to keep in rotation for a while. It’s meant to emulate a blowjob but honestly I wouldn’t say it’s very realistic feeling. That isn’t to say the sleeve isn’t stimulating and a blast to play with but maybe there’s more realism with the recommended attachments like the Keon or Powerblow (not reviewed in this review).

As someone who genuinely loves Satisfyer products and their air pulse technology, it pains me to say that I can’t recommend the One Night Stand. While it’s designed as a budget-friendly entry point ($13 USD) to entice new users, its one-time-use approach is incredibly wasteful and irresponsible. One Night Stand is made of plastic and silicone, with batteries permanently sealed inside, and the disposal instructions are vague and hidden deep in the user guide. I’d much rather see Satisfyer offer a lower-cost reusable model that prioritizes accessibility and environmental responsibility.

I really wanted this to be the one that saves me, but I don't know if it's really my Wonderwall. lol The Pure Envy Oasis is a dual ended triple threat: vibrating dildo, clit licking action, and a suction function with two attachments. The suction feature is operated by two buttons, one you can hold for 3 seconds so it does a continuous suck or press and control yourself and one to release the overall suction. The little tongue on its own is smoothly textured but comes with a little grippy to add a bit more sensation, is operated by one button that's held for a moment to power it on and then pressed to cycle through its 7 lovely licking modes. The vibrating thick boy dildo end is pretty decent and has 10 features that are controlled with one button as well, hold to power on and press to cycle through. This is one of the most unique toys in my collection thus far and leaves me with mixed feelings. I love, or least really want to love, the licking feature, as it does feel delightful but it's a bit more cumbersome to keep in place than other toys with a similar feature. The dildo end is quite nice, has I believe one of the thicker girths in my collection so far so there's a bit of variety in that category now and the vibrations are decent. The suction features has me dumbfounded lol, I think it's definitely user error but I don't find it to be an enjoyable feature personally but I did find it useful as a wall/lid suction cup should I ever decide to go down the hands free rabbit hole someday.

As a beginner set, the CalExotics Boundless Collar Body Restraint kit skips past cheap, avoids over used materials, and has decent security. I have reviewed dozens of beginner cuffs in the $25-$40 range and this lands in the top 10%, but not the top spot for this price range. The collar and attachment points seem a little more on the fantasy side vs practical. You know that one spot on your back that you just can't quite scratch where only some of us can get our fingers to interlock when reaching from up and down? Well that’s the region all of these rings are in to secure your hands to.

The Handy – The Only Hand You’ll Ever Need? 🤔 Alright, let's be honest - Karl and I originally wanted to keep this short and sweet, but The Handy just gets us talking.... and talking... 😅 Seriously, this interactive stroker is like the Swiss Army Knife of pleasure. From its insane customization options and impressive power to the endless rabbit hole of interactive content online, it feels like we've only scratched the surface after a full year of use! If you're short on time, skip right ahead to whatever sparks your interest - we promise there’s plenty to explore. But if you're ready for the full story (and maybe a laugh or two), settle in, because there's a LOT to unpack here! 🍿😉

The Creature Cocks Dragon Snatch Stroker has a refreshingly high build quality and provides a nice, tight and stimulating sensation that mimics Oral Sex. Whether you're into dragons, fantasy/furry themes or not, it's definitely worth a try as the sensations rivals some of the tighter, well regarded Fleshlight Strokers.

The Maia Piper Vibrating Self-Heating suction Silicone Vibrator is a riot. The suction and vibration create an intense sensation that is pleasurable that sort of mimics a blowjob, which is even more convincing when used with lots of lube and the heating function. The soft inner texture included in the internal canal shape really helps it generate a decent level of suction against your member- even at my average size of 4.7 inches length and above-average girth, I had some room and comfortably fit in the sleeve. The independently controllable 15 levels of vibration X 3 Heat Levels X 5 Suction levels keep things fresh and interesting, they offer pulsating and fluctuating patterns that feel good. The independent control offers you the freedom to explore and discover what you like. With the right setting(s), you can get off easily and repeatedly. The Maia Piper is well built, solid and not too heavy at 1.1 LBs with an ergonomic shape. It has soft silicone internals and it's waterproof/submergable, making it suitable for shower use. It is definitely a cut above other similar vibration sleeve strokers. Maia Piper does get fairly loud when you turn on the vibration. The suction can make slurping and gurgling noises if you don't hold it close to you pelvic bone or wait long enough to generate a vacuum on your cock. Not a problem if you have the fan on, or using it in the shower or simply live alone. Cleaning does require a little bit more attention to clean because you have to run the sleeve under a faucet with the suction activated to rinse out lube or cum from the air-recirculation holes. It takes about 1-2 minutes to ensure it's completely clean. The toy is rather big measuring at 11.5” long, 3.2” thick x 4.5” wide, so you have to sit, stand or lie down when using it and constantly have a hand to prop it on your junk. If you don't mind a bit of extra cleaning and a tad bit of noise, the Maia Piper offers a lot of pleasurable possibilities-go for it!

We’re Back. With a Sleeve. And a Lot of Feelings 😅 We know, we know. It’s been a while. Like… a long while. One minute we were just “taking a break between reviews” and the next thing you know it’s three months, 127 new toy reviews from you guys, zero time to write, and a shared calendar that just says “TEST VIBRATOR?!” in all caps every Sunday. 🫠 But hey – we finally found time for a short comeback. And weirdly enough? It’s a penis sleeve. But not just any sleeve. After what felt like a never-ending quest through sizes that were either elastic pencil case or literal traffic cone, we finally found one that fit. If you’re anywhere between 13–19cm in length and 11–13cm in girth, this thing could actually work for you – without pinching, flopping, or needing a degree in toy engineering to use it. The vibrator? Meh. Big, heavy, awkward: basically the worst kind of third wheel. We ditched it early on. But the sleeve on its own? Total gamechanger. Thickens things up just right, feels like a second skin, and gave us both that “wait, why don’t we do this more often?” vibe. We took our time, but this sleeve deserved the spotlight. And if you’re built kinda like Karl, curious like Leni, and done with scrolling through sleeves that don’t fit or feel weird – this might just be your unexpected favourite. No shame, no pressure – just really good girth. 😉